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----- Original Message -----
From: David K <>
Newsgroups: msn.forums.israel.jewish.humor
Sent: 19 December 1997 00:02
Subject: Coke....the real thing?

      Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in
the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

       Just before takeoff a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the
seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and
get a coke."        (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants, but you
probably knew that.)

       "No problem," said the Jew.  "I'll get it for you."

        While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spat in it.

        The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said, "That looks
good. I Think I'll have one too."  Again, the Jew obligingly goes to fetch
it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

        The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the
short flight.

        When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.

       "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our

this hatred... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?

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