----- Original Message -----
From: David K <bwd-gto@email.msn.com>
Newsgroups: msn.forums.israel.jewish.humor
Sent: 19 December 1997 00:02
Subject: Coke....the real thing?
Two
Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat
in
the window seat, the other in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff a fat,
little Jewish guy got on and took the
aisle
seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes
and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think
I'll go up and
get a coke." (Shuttle
flights do not have cabin attendants, but you
probably knew that.)
"No problem," said
the Jew. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone the
Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spat in it.
The Jew brought back
the coke, when the other Arab said, "That looks
good. I Think I'll have one too." Again, the Jew
obligingly goes to fetch
it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and
spits in it.
The Jew returns with
the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the
short flight.
When the plane was
landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go
on?" he asked. "This enmity between our
peoples...
this hatred... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?