Susan
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an
after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy
young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could
not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his
overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young
woman
said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want
me to do in just three words.'
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his
wallet from
his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,
'Paint my house.'