Susan
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The
Talking Frog
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A man was
crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put
it in his
pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how
smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."
The
man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned
it to his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving
companion for an entire week." The man took the
frog out of
his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If
you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do
ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put
it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a
computer programmer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."