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From: David K <>
Newsgroups: msn.forums.israel.jewish.humor
Date: 11 December 1997 03:49
Subject: Scholastic Achievement

Bernstein visits a kosher Chinese restaurant on the Lower East Side, and to
his great surprise, the Chinese waiter addresses him in Yiddish.

On the way out, as he is paying the check, he says to the proprietor, "You
run a nice restaurant. And a Chinese waiter who speaks Yiddish...what a
gimmick that is!"

"Not so loud," hisses the proprietor. "He thinks we're teaching him

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