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----- Original Message -----
From: Aharon Avraham <>
Newsgroups: msn.forums.israel.jewish.humor
Sent: 12 March 1998 01:25
Subject: A man runs into a bar...

A man runs into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me twenty shots
of your best single-malt scotch, quick!"

The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them down, one at a
time, as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Wow, I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The man says, "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I have."
The bartender says, "Oh my God. What is it? What do you have?"
The man says, "Fifty cents."

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